natalieironside:

wizardlyghost:

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

I think that the whole point is to be basically decent to each other and to eat good food

Art, family, doing gay shit with ur friends, agreeable work, and soup. That’s it.

also sleepytime

And sleepytime

life-love-and-lotr:

rustandruin:

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

Or the ghosts of all the homosexual cowboys

petitworld:

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sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”

“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”

“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”

calware:

calware:

calware:

list of the most moments in homestuck of all time:

- when dave is in his room after 3 years and looks at the selfies he took when he was younger and starts laughing and then crying

- when aradia is giving her soliloquy at the end of hivebent and you have to scroll all the way down that really long panel and she says “a scratch”

- when bec prototypes himself in [S] Jade: Enter and there’s a split second before you realize what that means

- when kanaya sees vriska kissing tavros and throws the dress out of her room and starts crying and her lusus taps her on the shoulder and consoles her

- when dave is sitting on the roof with dirk and says “how did you tell your friends”

- the end of that last pesterlog between dirk and hal. you know what i’m talking about

- dave and rose standing next to each other waiting for the tumor to explode

- Future Dream Rose: Cease to exist.

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wolfythewitch:

Hephaestus :D

scarlet-sasquatch:

gnomer-denois:

woke-up-on-derse:

onemanstampede:

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

In my fantasies I can prevent people from being hurt, even if it means I get hurt in their stead.

In my fantasies i dont have to know how to aim

demilypyro:

inkthecryptid:

inkthecryptid:

demilypyro:

Warning for cis men: if a trans woman invites you to play dungeons and dragons do NOT accept. She is attempting to induct you into her coven, and likely infect you with cooties

Out of my way loser I’m boutta get it

I am no longer a cis man

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

gotten into a british tv license intimidation rabbit hole. i found a blog where this guy has documented every single intimidating ‘you may be breaking the law by not having a tv license, we are going to send over an officer to investigate’ letter he’s gotten over the course of 19 years. he did a bunch of investigating to see if the tv scanner vans are real and how many there are. he found proof that the names of the representatives who write the emails are just straight up fake people. as far as i know he has never actually been visited by a tv license officer

tl;dr don’t pay for a tv license, these people are not cops and have zero legal power, if you just ignore their letters and refuse to let them in or tell them you’re watching tv they can’t actually do anything